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Batt Man
I do remember instituting
a "Batt Detail" our sergebutt year (probably
died right after we left):
The Batt
was supposed to be dropped off each day in bailed bundles,
by truck, outside each dorm. You'd typically find a
busted-open bail of Batts on the first-stoop and grab
one on your way into the dorm late in the afternoon.
Oftentimes, though (and, seemingly, it was worse our
sergebutt
year), they wouldn't be there, either because the delivery
truck didn't show up, or it was late, or if it did show
up, it hadn't dropped enough Batts and they'd be all
gone by the time you got back to the dorm in the late
afternoon. It hacked me off to no end whenever this
happened.
Batt-Man Detail, born of necessity, was to make sure
that we never missed our Batts. A fish was appointed
for weekly duty as the "Batt-Man". The Batt-Man's
duty was to MAKE SURE that he got a bail of Batts for
Heaven's 11 sergebutts, EVERYDAY NO MATTER WHAT, come
hell or high water. If they weren't delivered, or if
they were late, he had to go scavenge around campus
and find 'em. There was NO excuse for not delivering
the Batt to Heaven's Eleven sergebutts each day. Moreover,
they HAD to be delivered by 5:15 pm in order to allow
time for a leisurely read before evening formation.
You would know when the Batt was about to be delivered
to your door-- You could hear the loud chant coming
from afar down the hall, growing louder as the Batt-Man
approached your room: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, BATT-MAAAAAAN" (reminiscent
of the then-popular TV show, Batman)-- over and over,
as each Batt was dropped outside each Heaven's 11 sergebutt's
door.
Eddurds and I would grab our Batts and start our leisurely
afternoon perusing of the latest news and sports. We
were both avid Gene Stallings stalwarts. It really frosted
us, BAD, when the liberal-left wing-weirdo Batt editors
would run anti-Gene Stallings editorials, letters-to-the-editor,
etc., which they often did. It also really P'd us off
when they ran anti-Viet Nam, anti-military propaganda,
which they also often did. Whenever this happened, we
summoned the Batt-Man, who was instructed to go back
and pick-up all the Batts he had delivered and go dump
'em in the Dumpster.
Dan (Graner) Garner
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